A week ago my parents called me and asked how I was ever
going to get on my plane to DC.
“When’s your flight again?”
“Eight a.m., but I have to get
there ninety minutes ahead to check Cleo in.”
“So you’ll have Cleo, and then
you’ll have all your bags?” Cleo is
my new dog.
“Yup,” I said cheerfully, although I had already been
fretting over this little piece of logistics for some time. I blame it on Lyme
disease that I never manage to travel light. Besides all my clothes, which I
have trouble cutting back on, I’ve got a smallish suitcase crammed with my
thirty bottles of supplements and prescriptions. I have my six daily pill boxes
which I pack into my carry-on the night before. I have thirty-six hours worth
of heparin needles in case my bags are lost or I get stuck somewhere overnight.
Same for my thrice-daily cholestyramine, carefully doled out into Ziplocs. I’ve
got my no-gluten, no-sugar, no-preservatives, no-additives, organic breakfast
and lunch. And normal junk: book, laptop, iPod, cell phone.
It adds up to two immensely heavy suitcases, a backpack, a
shoulder bag, and a laptop case. A turtle is streamlined in comparison. An
elephant would beat me to the check-in line.
And now I had this extra air-travel appendage: Cleopatra.
Experts agree: Cleo is awesome. They also agree she is
an integral part of my Lyme recovery. This last few months herxing on the
Samento-Banderol-Teasel protocol, it has made all the difference in the world
to have her sleeping next to me, chasing her tail in the morning, forcing me
out of the tiny apartment for walks and runs.
“Cleo is the best decision you’ve made in a while,” The Poet
tells me a couple times a week.
And yet when leaving for a three month visit to my parents
she is one more thing to manage at the airport.
“Who is going to drive you there?” my dad asked.
“I’m taking a cab.”
“Will the cab be big enough? Does the dog crate fit in a
cab? Will it block the rear window?” he asked. “What are you going to do once
you’re at the airport with all your bags and the dog and the crate?”
“Oh, well, there’ll be people around. The cabdriver will
help,” I said. “I’ll give him a big tip.”
“He can’t get you to check-in,” my dad said. My dad was also
of the opinion that there would be no roller-carts handy, curbside check-in
might not exist at all, and there certainly would be some regulation against
checking a dog curbside, not to mention a suspiciously heavy suitcase crammed
with Vitamin C powder, turmeric capsules, and syringes. He said I needed to
send a box or several boxes ahead of time with all my pill bottles and things,
so I would have all my hands free to handle Cleo.
I didn’t send the box, but I did buy a super sporty,
hiking-style backpack with a laptop compartment, forty-seven pockets, and bungee-cord
lacing on the front. (Somehow I still ended up with three carry-ons.) I called
the cab ahead and told them about all the boulder-ish suitcases and the dog and
the crate. I told them to come at six.
And I worried. More than about checking in, I worried about
getting up at 5 a.m. to walk Cleo, do my own morning medical insanity, and get
all my boulders down the stairs and out the door for the cab all while feeling
like hell on my Lyme meds.
Miraculously, I felt decent getting out of bed at 5. By 6,
Cleo and I were out in the front yard throwing and chasing a ball, our mountain
of stuff stacked by the driveway. And not only does curbside check-in exist,
but the tall white guy working curbside at SeaTac airport is my new hero.
After the cabby pulled up to the terminal and heaved all my
stuff from the cab to a spot that was an equally impossible distance from the
cart stand and the curbside check-in stand, then wished me a Merry Christmas, I
just stood there, stranded and with an extremely energetic dog on leash. If
moved to far from my bags to get help, security would surely swoop down on my
stuff and destroy it in seconds. Cleo was running and hopping in as many
directions as her leash would allow, all the while giving out little nervous
barks. It crossed my mind that my dad was right. It was impossible. And then
the curbside guy dashed over to me and told me not to move. He went to-and-fro
with suitcases and I.D. and even ferried my credit card over to the stand and
brought the receipts and the check-dog forms and back for me to sign while I
stayed with Cleo and her crate.
Easy peasy lemon-squeezy.
So now I am in flight to three months with my parents, which
I’ve been longing for, sometimes maniacally, over the past few weeks. The Lyme
meds are doing their job, which means my body cycles out of symptom hell
several times a day. I am deliberately taking as high a dose as I can stand,
because I’ve been treating this illness long enough. It’s time to kick it at no
matter what price of present-day discomfort. But being in the house I grew up
in, with my mom and other family around, is a kind of support not even Cleo and
The Poet in
Seattle
can approximate.
DC here I come.
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